Step up, fairy

SO
we felt like going to the beach today
we did

there we felt like throwing rocks at something
we threw
at mo7a
at least monkey did
then his face got all red
i couldnt understand it
how it could turn red
when it was so hairy

i payed a few dollars to learn how to surf
the surfguy said
huh
why dont you start with a boogy
i said
cause uh
monkey says those are for noobs
i didnt go boogy

went up on the waves
fell a few times
but it was ok
monkey cheered me up
i thought i was gonna die
but monkey said
so does the guy youre squshing think too
and i felt
that life could be better
but it sure as hell could be a lot worse
somehow
the guy under me didnt agree

then monkey got hungry
said
get your fat ass over here before next spawn
we need to go mcdonalds
to see lee
hes right back
he needs 10 min
to cut his hair

some day i might learn monkey how to swim
but not on days like this
when he gets pissed at me for not eating
id rather have him standing on the shore then
or buy boots of waterwalking and lend it to him
when hes not up my ass

but hey
ppl shouldnt bugg me when im good at something
i should have kicked his little monkeybut

but i didnt
cause it was right
what he said
boogys are for losers
and my ass really was fat

THANK YOU FOR CHEERING ME UP! :)